Cactus Village Community

WHO SAYS THAT COPS DON’T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

Jul 17, 2003

?“Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they are new. They?’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.?”

?“If you run, you?’ll only go to jail tired.?”

?“Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second ??“ (In case you didn?’t know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun.)

?“So you don?’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh??”

?“In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.?”

?“O sir we don?’t have quotas but now we?’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.?”

?“Just how big were those two beers??”. . . ☺