Fox Canyon Neighborhood Association, Inc.

ADVICE

Mar 09, 2002

The best advice is the following:

If what you want is constant companionship, love, a lower heart rate, and unconditional loyalty, DO NOT get married, get a pet, a dog or a cat will do best. However, do not get Bertha (the python). It might HUGG too dead and then eat your dog, cat, both, and if you are not careful, you.

If what you need is a burglar alarm and a bodyguard, please call Centurion. Do not get a dog. If what you need is mice control, please call Orkon. Do not get a cat.

Finally, if what you want to do is to get-even with your neighbors and to annoy them to the point of derangement, please give them flowers, better yet, kiss them. Do not allow or encourage your dog to bark its head-off. Forget the neighbors'?… poor dog!

The point here is that pets are consider part-members of a family pack or group?… At least they think so!

Dogs consider your family pack, theirs. They think of you as the alpha female (The Big Bitch) or male (the small bitch).

Cats will even hunt food for you, as their contribution to the pack's welfare and as a demonstration of responsibility?… Shame on you, if you do not do the same.

Please be a RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER. Someone upstairs will bless you for it. Your neighbors will thank you for it. Your pets will love you for it.

SPAY and NEUTER your PETS NOW!
Safe even in heat or pregnant
544-1222
(Financial help is available)

If you have a MEDICAL card and a valid ID, you CATS can be SPAY and NEUTER FREE! Woodie Fund.

University Animal Clinic 463-9861
(If your cat is in a carrier, you can take it on the bus)