Metairie Terrace Civic Association

Jokes

By the rules A golfing dilemma

A golfer slices his shot badly, walks down the fairway and starts thrashing through the underbrush looking for his lost golf ball.

He spends half an hour hunting, works up a sweat and is hot and dirty, and is just about to give up.

All the while a little old lady has been watching him from a nearby bench where she's sitting and knitting.

"Excuse me," she hesitantly breaks into the golfer's silence. "But is it against the rules if I tell you where it is?

Chuck Norris is so wonderful (truly!)

Most men do push ups...Chuck Norris pushes the world down!

Chuck Norris doesn't get fat...he just grows a covering for his rock hard abs!