Sunrise At College Park

Fido Says: It’s time for another talk !!

Mar 07, 2003

Hello Dear Master,

It?’s been awhile since we chatted, but we need to have another little ?“talk?”.

We were out yesterday walking and playing in the wonderful grassy areas that everyone shares around here. I of course, got my usual ?“deer-in-the-headlight?” look, and had to go find a ?“bush?” to do my thing. And what did you do, dear owner ? You ignored me (grrrr).

Now, it was nice you didn?’t ?“peek?” while I was doing my own thing, but you know you are suppose to come over and clean up after me, and you didn?’t do it.

Then all those little kids that come play in the grass were now exposed to my ?“droppings?”.

We know that isn?’t good for them?—after all?—you don?’t leave my ?“presents?” in OUR backyard, do you? So WHY do you leave them in the common areas that our neighbors share with us?

Please be a nicer neighbor and clean up after me :) Don?’t spread germs or disease!!

Thanks ! Fido (ARF ARF)