Alta Vista Neighborhood Association

I'fe been living in the midtown neighborhood for many years and I hafe seen the Presidents of the midtown neighborhood come and go, but this won takes the cakes. Hoo does she think she is, writing words on paper like that? Thats littering and I'll have me some of that.

Plus it's all about the pizza. If they wanna play music loud and pee well who cares because no one is there to hear it anyways. If AnyOne really cared, they would eat at home where it is safe, without the homeless stealing your sawzall and your intelligence.

Isn't that funny? We all have homes so we eat somewhere else and they don't have homes so they steal our tools so that they can eat, or drink beer or buy drugs or just so that they can say they did something when someone asks ''Hey Rick! What did you do today?'' and he says, ''I promoted the midtown neighborhood business by selling some stolen tools at the pawn shop.'' ''Tell the state I need more funding...''

By an I Rate neighbor

Yeah! yeah! (an echo...echo..)

HOO DOES she think she is???

SHE should spend her time surgically mutilating the homeless pets in the Neighborhood as practice for the residents of the ''Workers (Bunkhaus) Cabin'' instead of marching to the beat of a different drummer that is so far away that not even Bender can hear it (and he hears everything).

And another think. What's all this stuff about the ''Workers Cabin''? Is that like the ''Log Cabin Republicans''? Are they lumberjacks, in a cabin, lumbering and jacking around with Karl Marx's Dictatorship of the Proletariat?

Or did they just change the name to avoid criminal persecution for failing to pay their ho-tell/no-tell (drug) sales tax that goes to support up-an-coming vigilantes that do not like thieves unless they themselves get a slice of the lumber-pie?

And what is with the log in the Workers Log Cabin? No logic hear, since we can't seem to find out anything from own Republican Representative.

The Homeless

My heart jus breaks everytime I see them, standing there in the sun with a cardboard sign. Every morning when I drive to the Hotel to clean the rooms I see them, the poor dears, and every night when I come back from my other job mowing yards I see them and it just breaks my heart that these poor abused homeless people that never had a chance in life have been standing there all day without a home.

I heard that Bender guy from Beacon Heck is going to start a new Committe called the ''House the Homeless Committee'' so that these poor, downtrodden souls will have a chance to sleep in a home. He says that all we have to do is sign up and we can all take turns housing the homeless in our homes, that way we can sleep at night knowing that we have done something good for the poor, downtrodden homeless.

I was feeling that if this program is successful, we could help the homeless transition our of poverty by helping them to find jobs that they could do like babysitting our children.

I believe that the truest form of Christian love for your fellow man is to be willing to have a homeless person sleep in your home, whether it be on the couch on maybe they could share a room with your children.

By Mother Maria B.

Selfish Person

Such selfishness! Such arrogance! It's ''my'' job, and it's ''my'' home, and ''my'' children. All of those things belong to the Virgin Mary and her husband, Jesus. And Jesus says that you should give it all to the poor and downtrodden homeless.

It should be you standing there with the sign, not the homeless. It's not fair that you get to work all day and they have to stand around drinking beer.

Shame on you.

By St. Maria B.