Big Bear Farms

Be careful

Sometimes these people are sent out in advance to canvass a neighborhood to see if anyone is home. If no one answers, they let others know that it's OK to break in. Your best bet is a good security system, for peace of mind.
I just tell people I'm not interested in what they have to say or sell. You don't have to be rude ,just make your point and say goodbye. Though I never turn down a kid from the neighborhood that is selling something.

BE VERY CAREFUL

Sometimes, these so-called ''solicitors'' are fronts for the Flying Spagetti Monster invasion force.

They are merely POSING as salespeople to see if you and your abode are ripe for invasion.

I, for one, welcome our Meatball Eyed Pasta Overlords!

By Anon Tin Foil Hat Wearer

Tin Foil

What are you, retarded ?

funny

He/she is not retarded. Sounds like someone is at least trying to have a sense of humor. Lighten up!