He Looks Better in Disguise
He is trying to look macho and prove his manhood, he looks like a
big dope! The whole idea is ridiculous and proves he has stupid advisors!
The idea of a liberal like Kerry being a sportsman is ludicrous, liberals
are on record as being against guns and animal righters are all liberals!
People for the ethical treatment of flying birds/fowl will be up in arms
and will threaten his campaign, and Big Bird Will be very angry!
The Canadians will denounce his killing of their native geese and boycott
American goods, and Mother Teresa will refuse to cook it without
truffles!
I wonder if he crawled on his hands and knees to sneak up on the goose
and grabbed him by the neck!
Oh well what next, back to the war hero I guess. Thank GOD its
almost over, Teresa will take him to France to recover from his drubbing!
By Kerry Is Really A Yankee Fan