Clintons First Job
Clinton?’s First Job!
A small Arkansas Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Bill
Clinton, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the
animal's cages.
Bill, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.
The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
Bill was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bill showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully.
The following day, Bill announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under the following four conditions.
a.. ''First,'' he said, ''I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.'' The
park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
b.. ''Second,'' Bill said, ''you must never tell anyone about this.'' The
park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
c.. ''Third,'' Bill said, ''I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist.'' Once again the administrator agreed.
d.. And last of all Bill stated ''You've got to give me another week to
come up with the $500.00.''
By acquired a very rare species of
Clinton?’s First Job!
A small Arkansas Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Bill
Clinton, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the
animal's cages.
Bill, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species.
The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
Bill was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bill showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully.
The following day, Bill announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under the following four conditions.
a.. ''First,'' he said, ''I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.'' The
park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
b.. ''Second,'' Bill said, ''you must never tell anyone about this.'' The
park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
c.. ''Third,'' Bill said, ''I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist.'' Once again the administrator agreed.
d.. And last of all Bill stated ''You've got to give me another week to
come up with the $500.00.''
By acquired a very rare species of
