Brookfield Village HOA, Inc.

Wire hangers are athestically ugly and have absolutely no business in Brookfield Village. Furthermore wire hangers are so unBrookfied Village and should be banned. Personally I find wire hangers repugnant. The idea! Also, the neighbor across the way has one hundred and two dandilons growing in his yard as of this very moment. According to the deed restrictions you are only allowed seventy six and one half dandilions growing in your yard during any given month in the summer - June through July.  Horrors! Whatever shall I do????? Please send out the Brookfield Village Gestpo and put a stop to it right now.

Miss Crawford-

Every plant is precious. Those that arn't we spray with weed killer. Maybe you can help your neighbor and donate a bottle of green-sweep ($6) - either in person as I imagine you have charming interpersonal skills - or anonymously on their porch.

-Hobbit