PLEASE STOP PARKING ON BOTH SIDES OF THE STREET!
PLEASE STOP THROWING UNWANTED ADS IN MY DRIVEWAY, I DON'T WANT THEM!
PLEASE STOP ATTACHING ADS TO MY MAILBOX, I DON'T WANT THEM!
PLEASE START MINDING YOUR YOU OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND STAY OUT OF MINE!
PLEASE KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT TO YOURSELF!
THANKS