Pete's house is officially for sale. The sign and brochures will be up in the near future. I'd rather pay Uncle Sam some capital gain money than live any longer in the armpit of poor architecture and ridiculous colors. The asking price will be the same as the ''Flyng Shed Roof''. The landscaping is done, the air conditioning is in, you can actually see the fireplaces and the stairwall doesn't shake.

Rumour has it there will be another Kristy Court resale on the market very soon. Buy stock in a good real estate sign manufacturer as it should perfom well.

Tell your friends to buy my house. The sooner it sells, the sooner the ''irritant'' is gone!!!!



By The Town Irritant