Hearthstone Manor Homeowners Association

On Monday, July 9th, there was a discarded Tahoe cigarette butt on the road next to the street light that's across the street from Unit 117. That's well out of the perp's comfort zone. Either he stood under the light and, smoking a cigarette, chatted with residents near there or he flipped it from the window of the red perpmobile as he happened to drive by. Take your pick.

The perp strikes again

After a two week hiatus, this morning two discarded Tahoe cigarette butts appeared on the ground next to the silver Toyota 4runner that's parked in the driveway of Unit 234. Information from reliable sources has lead us to believe that after smoking, the perp placed the cigarette butts in a beer can that he's just emptied and proceeded back into the house. Let's hope that he's temporarily out of Natural Light.

Post Paving Tahoe Report

The morning after the last day of the paving project ,a discarded Tahoe cigarette butt was found in the road down the hill from Unit 217. Yesterday the road in front of Unit 234 was paved, so the red perpmobile was parked in the guest parking lot next to Unit 200. The perp was observed exiting his vehicle and proceeding on foot in the direction of his home. He was smoking a cancer stick and that may well have been that Tahoe butt found near Unit 217. Class, the first one to correctly name the 1962 novel by Anthony Burgess in which cigarettes are called ''cancer sticks'' gets extra credit.:-)

Unusual Tahoe report

Today was marked a new low for the perp. A discarded,empty Tahoe cigarette carton was found in the road down the hill from Unit 217 and directly across from the side door of Unit 216. Stranger still, the bar code was still on the underside of the carton. I'd think that the perp would have cut that off and sent it in to the company to try to get a Captain Tahoe Magic Decoder Ring.