from a friend:   

I'm looking for a room to rent.  I have a day job in NW Austin, but still have time to help with honey-dos and any handyman type work around your  house.  Prefer to live with another man or a family -- won't consider living with a woman!  Looking to spend about $400 or so for your spare room in Jonestown  / Nameless Road area or somewhere close.  Non smoker and drug free.