I can't imagine anyone wanting to trash up the looks of our neighborhood with junky mailboxes and newspaper boxes at the ends of driveways. All you have to do is look at all those tawdry sixth-class cities and see the effect of bent over and rusted boxes.

Drive down Washburn and tell me you love that ugly appearance!

How would you get everyone one to buy the same style so that we don't have one house with a semi-decent box and the next one with twirling windmills and cute birds on it?

Since when is front-door delivery service a ''bad'' thing? I get my paper at the front door between 4:30 and 5:00 in the morning. Isn't this early enough?

And since when is trailer park decor a desirable thing?