> Did I read that sign right?
> >
>
> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
> >
> > In a Laundromat:
> > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
> >LIGHT
> > GOES OUT
> >
> > In a London department store:
> > BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
> >
> > In an office:
> > WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
> >BACK OR
> > FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
> >
> > In an office:
> > AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
> ON
> >THE
> > DRAINING BOARD
> >
> > Outside a secondhand shop:
> > WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
>
> >YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
> >
> > Notice in health food shop window:
> > CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
> >
> > Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
> > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
> >
> > Seen during a conference:
> > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
>
> >ON THE
> > 1ST FLOOR
> >
> > Notice in a farmer's field:
> > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
> >CHARGES.
> >
> > Message on a leaflet:
> > IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
> >
> > On a repair shop door:
> > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
> >DOESN'T
> > WORK)
> >
>
> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
> >
> > In a Laundromat:
> > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
> >LIGHT
> > GOES OUT
> >
> > In a London department store:
> > BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
> >
> > In an office:
> > WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT
> >BACK OR
> > FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
> >
> > In an office:
> > AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
> ON
> >THE
> > DRAINING BOARD
> >
> > Outside a secondhand shop:
> > WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING
>
> >YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
> >
> > Notice in health food shop window:
> > CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
> >
> > Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
> > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
> >
> > Seen during a conference:
> > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
>
> >ON THE
> > 1ST FLOOR
> >
> > Notice in a farmer's field:
> > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
> >CHARGES.
> >
> > Message on a leaflet:
> > IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
> >
> > On a repair shop door:
> > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
> >DOESN'T
> > WORK)
