Muscatine

My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally
promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no
responsibilities.

Then you become a baby and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!!

Hope nobody finds this offensive, I just thought it was too funny not to share.

If only-

That would work. Lol.

Hey, Ned

Whats up?? Haven't been on here in a while. Looks pretty much like the same old, same old.

Yeah-

Same old stuff. I divide my time between here and my way. Getting boring there too. Wish I could still drink. No I don't. Can't afford it now. Lol.