Muscatine

Not personally

but there are many types of Federal Prisons.

The hardcore prisons like Atlanta, Marion, and Lewiston are basically the prisons where you're allowed to see the light of day for an hour inside what most of us would consider a dog run. The rest of the time you're confined in solitary with no personal contact other than a scheduled visit with family or your attorney. Talk about time dragging on.

The medium security pens like those in Leavenworth and Columbia, allow the prisoners a bit more freedom to roam the yard, go on work details, have their own personal items such as TV's, PC's, books, etc. These yokels are generally your drug dealers, bank robbers, white collar criminals.

Then there's the Federal Country Club prisons where the rich and famous or at least somewhat famous are confined. Think Martha Stewart, Michael Milken, Enron execs, those with enough stolen funds and political influence to bribe, cajole and buy their way into a rather luxurious stay. No bologna and cheese sandwiches for this group.

There you have it. Take your pick. Just don't go into the shower alone.

Are you looking at

doing some time?? We can take up a collection for some soap on a rope for you if thats the case. Or are you just curious?? Either way, I can't help you much. Sorry.

What do

You want to know about it? It depends on the crime as to where you go. The so called federal country clubs are called camps. The rich are not the only ones that go to these places. If you have never done wrong before and it is not a violent crime than you will most likely do time in a camp. The side of the boxes on the food they serve you says ''Not made for human consumption'' so it is not good food no matter where you are at. If it is a fedeal case and in federal prison they have to do 85% and if you go to the BOP site www.bop.gov there is more information on that site. But I will do my best to answer any questions you might have. That site is not 100% true. Talk to people that have been there it is so bad.

former wilton mayor

Just wondering what he may be ''possibly''getting into. I know him. I can't imagine what is going thru his mind. Nightmare 24/7/