Muscatine

ok, here's mine:

I hate:
People who eat off my plate. People who lie and believe their own lies. People who do not control their screaming bratty kids. Teenagers who roll their eyes and tsk, when you are only trying to be nice to the pimple faced pukes. Ungrateful people who look a gift horse in the mouth. People who ask to borrow money. Telemarketers who call a buisness number. People/kids who stare at disabled or mentally challenged people. Restaraunts that don't get your order right. People who don't tip properly. The list goes on and on.....

get f-ing real!!

You are not in Iraq/Afghanastan and don't know if you are coming home, hopefully, in one piece, or in a tin bucket.............

I hate-

My stripper name. Heidi sparkle tush. What's yours?
Here's a purely scientific method to discover your Stripper Name.....






A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.






1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:









a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
I = Lola
j = Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade







2. Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:









a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber







3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:









a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

Well, that's just great.

My husband and I have the same stripper name-Lola Dazzle Whip. That's gonna get confusing....