A Funny Stiles Story
Stiles had that great free parking lot. The trouble was that everyone wanted to use it, whether or not they were shopping at Stiles. Free parking was unheard of in those days. Because of this, Mr. Stiles was constantly on the lookout for people who abused the privilege.
One day, two old ladies drove into the lot only to find every spot taken. The driver had to pick up a prescription, so she double parked near the entrance to the store, creating a huge traffic jam. Finally, Mr. Stiles came out and yelled at the one old lady who had remained in the car, ''Move this car, now'', he roared! Well, the old lady was totally intimidated, so she slid over behind the wheel and took off, completely demolishing the car she drove as well as several others parked there! Mr Stiles just stood there, horrified as he watched her careen from one collision to another. It seems that she had never before driven an automobile!
Stiles had that great free parking lot. The trouble was that everyone wanted to use it, whether or not they were shopping at Stiles. Free parking was unheard of in those days. Because of this, Mr. Stiles was constantly on the lookout for people who abused the privilege.
One day, two old ladies drove into the lot only to find every spot taken. The driver had to pick up a prescription, so she double parked near the entrance to the store, creating a huge traffic jam. Finally, Mr. Stiles came out and yelled at the one old lady who had remained in the car, ''Move this car, now'', he roared! Well, the old lady was totally intimidated, so she slid over behind the wheel and took off, completely demolishing the car she drove as well as several others parked there! Mr Stiles just stood there, horrified as he watched her careen from one collision to another. It seems that she had never before driven an automobile!
