Muscatine

Say something funny............ Please!


Peace

Mery Christmas all

Dashing through the snow
I slipped and took a slide.
Falling on the ice
Landing on my backside.
The bruise was big and black,
I even had a cut.
Now it isn?’t very much fun,
Sitting on my butt.

OH, Jingle Bells, yes I fell
And it black and blue.
So much pain, that I strain
Whenever I go poo poo.

Jingle Bells, yes I fell
And it hurts where I hit.
So much pain, that I strain
Whenever I take a ?….

A day or two ago,
I slipped and fell again.
Falling forward
I landed on my chin.
Again the bruise was black,
Again I had a cut.
Now my face is starting to look
A lot like my butt.

OH, Jingle Bells, yes I fell
And it black and blue.
So much pain, that I strain
Whenever I have to chew.

Jingle Bells, yes I fell
And to tell the truth
So much pain, that I strain
Cause I just chipped a tooth.