Republicans can't lead,
Can't tell the truth,
Can't keep their administration in place,
Can't find any WMD's,
Can't keep a government in Iraq,
Can't win the war in Iraq,
Can't keep any of our recently retired Generals from speaking out against the war in Iraq,
Can't tell the truth about Pat Tillman,
Can't win the war in Afghanistan,
Can't find Osama Bin Laden,
Can't balance the budget,
Can't get any other free nation to join us in a coalition of force,
Can't keep the Conservative Christian ministers away from homosexual hookers and drugs,
Can't keep from sharing their perverted thoughts with male Congressional Pages,
Can't keep away from the Washington hookers,
Can't keep their feet under their own bathroom stall.
Can never seem to find the proper door to exit through when visiting a foreign dignitary.
Gee, seems like I'm forgetting something but please don't be afraid to jump in and add anything I may have missed.
I am the Toast of the Town.
Can't tell the truth,
Can't keep their administration in place,
Can't find any WMD's,
Can't keep a government in Iraq,
Can't win the war in Iraq,
Can't keep any of our recently retired Generals from speaking out against the war in Iraq,
Can't tell the truth about Pat Tillman,
Can't win the war in Afghanistan,
Can't find Osama Bin Laden,
Can't balance the budget,
Can't get any other free nation to join us in a coalition of force,
Can't keep the Conservative Christian ministers away from homosexual hookers and drugs,
Can't keep from sharing their perverted thoughts with male Congressional Pages,
Can't keep away from the Washington hookers,
Can't keep their feet under their own bathroom stall.
Can never seem to find the proper door to exit through when visiting a foreign dignitary.
Gee, seems like I'm forgetting something but please don't be afraid to jump in and add anything I may have missed.
I am the Toast of the Town.