Muscatine

Does anyone really think that we'll attack Iran?

No

Not even GW is that maniacal.

And Iran

Iran so far away, couldn't get away.

Nope

They'll conveniently attack us.

But don't worry, none of us will have to go die for our belief in that almighty three letter word, but we'll gladly send our kids and our neighbor's kids over to do that for us.

We're pretty pathetic, huh?

-caller