Muscatine

Concerned about his failing manhood, a farmer
went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave
him a small container of pills and told him to take
no more than one a day.

Back home, the farmer thought he'd try the medication
on his stud horse first. The horse swallowed the pill,
jumped out of his stall, kicked a side of the barn over
and ran off down the road.

''Those pills are too strong for me,'' the farmer thought,
and pour the rest into his well.

Later, when the doctor came to check on him, the farmer
told how he had disposed of the medication.

''Heavens!'' exclaimed the doctor. ''You haven't drunk any
of the well water, have you?''

No,'' said the farmer. ''We can't get the pump handle down.''

15 Euphemisms for Impotence


Starting with......


15. 180 degrees shy of heaven

14. Performing with Flaccido Domingo

13. A few parts shy of an erector set

12. Sch-wing and a miss

11. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense

10. The Null Monty

9. Disappointing Miss Daisy

8. Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics

7. Ascension Deficit Disorder

6. Bouncing the Check of Love

5. Less-than-Magic Johnson

4. All Doled up with nowhere to go

3. Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You

2. Serving boneless pork

1. Unleavened Man-Bread