Subject: Fwd: Fw: church funnies
> A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the
> aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the
> crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar! So it went, step, step, ROAR,...step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing! He reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, ''I was being the Ring Bear.''
> One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was ''acting up'' during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, ''Pray for me! Pray for
me!
> One particular four-year old prayed, ''And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.''
> A little boy was overheard praying: ''Lord, if you can't make me a
better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.''
> A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, ''And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'' One bright
> > >little girl replied, ''Because people are sleeping.''
> A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the
> aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the
> crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar! So it went, step, step, ROAR,...step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing! He reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, ''I was being the Ring Bear.''
> One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was ''acting up'' during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, ''Pray for me! Pray for
me!
> One particular four-year old prayed, ''And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.''
> A little boy was overheard praying: ''Lord, if you can't make me a
better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.''
> A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, ''And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'' One bright
> > >little girl replied, ''Because people are sleeping.''
