Muscatine

As insane, insidious, absurd, arrogant, ridiculous!!, and just plain lacking in merit, later today, the 28th day of Sept. I will announce my candidacy and reveal my platform with intentions of running for the 'Office of the President of the United States(or not so united) of our remaining America.

I hope you all tune in.
My website will be up within the next 10-14 days.

Sincerely,
Cory B. Connor

Good luck?

Lol, good luck. But telling us that you're going to announce candidacy at 6pm is like announcing candidacy now, lol. Anyway, www.cmuscatine.com - I'll announce at 6pm our intentions to announce that at 7pm we'll start trying to get you to buy a website from us... or something random like that.

SORRY-

I'm a FREDNECK.

6:05

Yawn. Stretch. Yawn.