Muscatine

No offense to blonds intended.

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some deodorant for her bottom. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains tothe woman that they don't sell deodorants for bottoms, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. ''I'm sorry,'' says the pharmacist, ''we don't have any.'' ''But I always get it here,'' says the blonde. ''Do you have the container it comes in?'' ''Yes!'' said the blonde, ''I'll go home and get it.'' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, ''This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'' The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container....

''To apply, push up bottom.''

Bubba-

Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is ''Bubba''.

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer...

The mouse is referred to as a ''critter''.

nedl

you are just to funny!keep em coming!