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A NEW DRUG FOR THE DEMOCRATS

IT'S CALLED 'TRYFORGETON'....IT'S FROM DNC PHARMA.


FOR THOSE OF YOU DEMOCRATS WHO HAVE THIS NAGGING FEAR THAT HILLARY'S SHAMEFULL PAST WILL COME BACK TO RUIN HER ELECTION CHANCES...THIS MESSAGE OF HOPE IS FOR YOU.


DNC PHARMA PRESENTS 'TRYFORGETON'..MORE THAN JUST A DRUG....A WAY OF COPPING.


WHEN YOU TAKE 'TRYFORGETON', YOU WILL FORGET ALL OF HILLARY'S:


1) YOU WILL FORGET THAT SHE WAS IN CHARGE OF DESTROYING THE REPUTATION OF THE WOMEN BILL SEXUALLY HERRASSED,


2) YOU WILL FORGET THE MISSING FILES FROM VINCE FOSTERS OFFICE.


3) YOU WILL FORGET CHINA-GATE...


4) YOU WILL FORGET THE MADISON GUARANTEE SWINDEL.


5) MONEY FOR PARDONS ...IT'S ALL JUST GONE.


6) YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THAT MAKES BILL JUMP IN THE SACK WITH ALL THOSE GIRLS.


HERES THE BEST PART...YOU WILL EVEN FORGET THAT HILLARY STOOD BY HER HUSBAND EVEN WHEN SHE LEARNED THAT HE RAPED JUANITY BROADRICK.


SIDE AFFECTS ARE MILD, INCLUDE NAUSEA, DIZZYNESS AND LOSS OF SELF ESTEEM. IN MORE SEVERE CASES, SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE...DELLUSIONS OF VICTORY AND IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

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