Signs Hillary Clinton Is Getting Cocky
1.Already selected her victory paintsuit
2.Canceled today's campaign appearances; Went to see ''Good Luck Chuck''
3.Spent most of the last debate listening to her iPod -- just a reminder: The new iPod Touch is now in stock at your
local Apple store
4.Hired Faith Hill to beat up women who've hit on Bill
5.Assembled a Las Vegas crew to steal her football memorabilia
6.Calling Giuliani during speeches to say she loves him
7.Already issuing memos about putting White House toilet seats down -- the ladies know what I'm talking about!
8.Responds to difficult questions with, ''Oh no you didn't!''
9.Greeted Obama yesterday by saying, ''Wanna be my bitch?''
10.Told Bill he can start dating again
11.Campaign website covered with photos of her making out with Viggo Mortensen
12.Donated 50 bucks to the Giuliani campaign
13.Canceled her order for 20,000 rigged voting machines
14.To re-adjust to White House living, crawled into bed with George and Laura last night
15.When candidates criticize her debates, she jots down their name while mumbling ''Send to Gitmo''
1.Already selected her victory paintsuit
2.Canceled today's campaign appearances; Went to see ''Good Luck Chuck''
3.Spent most of the last debate listening to her iPod -- just a reminder: The new iPod Touch is now in stock at your
local Apple store
4.Hired Faith Hill to beat up women who've hit on Bill
5.Assembled a Las Vegas crew to steal her football memorabilia
6.Calling Giuliani during speeches to say she loves him
7.Already issuing memos about putting White House toilet seats down -- the ladies know what I'm talking about!
8.Responds to difficult questions with, ''Oh no you didn't!''
9.Greeted Obama yesterday by saying, ''Wanna be my bitch?''
10.Told Bill he can start dating again
11.Campaign website covered with photos of her making out with Viggo Mortensen
12.Donated 50 bucks to the Giuliani campaign
13.Canceled her order for 20,000 rigged voting machines
14.To re-adjust to White House living, crawled into bed with George and Laura last night
15.When candidates criticize her debates, she jots down their name while mumbling ''Send to Gitmo''
