Bush and Cheney were kicking it in Texas on vacation, and decided to stop in a small town
redneck diner just to ''hang'' with the ''common people.'' They had Cheney's hunting dog
with them.
Pretty soon, word started to spread around this small town about the big deal at the
diner, so practically everyone in town flocked to the diner.
Strange thing was, people were not circled around Bush and Cheney. Instead, they were
circled around the dog, not saying much and just staring at it.
As one local was leaving the diner, he ran into a friend coming in, and the guy coming in
said ''Is it really true?'' The guy going out said, ''I don't really know - all I heard was that
there was a dog in there with two buttholes!''
:-)
Peace
