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  • nedl
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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly
to get him to the emergency room. After having gotten him into emergency, and after what seemed like a very long wait, they saw the E.R. doctor approaching, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

He said sadly, 'I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.'

'Oh, dear God', cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, 'we've never had a democrat in the family before.'



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  • fyi2
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  • Wilton, Iowa
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must have been...

Bill Clinton.......to come and go at the same time...and his what is still beating!?!?!?
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