Q. What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?A. Say something
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?A. Wait 10 seconds
Q: What is the true definition of a blonde?
A: A Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redheads won't accept a 3 1/2 inch
Q: What do Redheads have in common with McDonald's?
A: You've never had it so good
Q: What do Redheads like Burger King the best?
A: Because it is Always her way
If you love a Redhead, set her free
If she follows you everywhere you go,Pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new
girlfriend in the hospital, She's yours
Q. What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?A. She has scratched ''stay off MY TURF!'' on his back with her nails
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?A. Normal
Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?A. Men always miss them
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A redhead!
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Good girls go to heaven, Redheads go where ever they damn well please
What's the difference in being with a blonde and a redhead?
A blonde does whatever you tell her her to do.
A redhead tells you what to do.
If you love a redhead, she'll love you forever.
If you turn your back on her, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
Redheads are the sweetest most innocent girls.........when they are asleep.
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?A. Say something
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?A. Wait 10 seconds
Q: What is the true definition of a blonde?
A: A Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redheads won't accept a 3 1/2 inch
Q: What do Redheads have in common with McDonald's?
A: You've never had it so good
Q: What do Redheads like Burger King the best?
A: Because it is Always her way
If you love a Redhead, set her free
If she follows you everywhere you go,Pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new
girlfriend in the hospital, She's yours
Q. What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?A. She has scratched ''stay off MY TURF!'' on his back with her nails
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?A. Normal
Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?A. Men always miss them
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A redhead!
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Good girls go to heaven, Redheads go where ever they damn well please
What's the difference in being with a blonde and a redhead?
A blonde does whatever you tell her her to do.
A redhead tells you what to do.
If you love a redhead, she'll love you forever.
If you turn your back on her, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
Redheads are the sweetest most innocent girls.........when they are asleep.
