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Hoplophobia, n. Irrational, morbid fear of guns, (Greek; hoplites, weapon). May cause sweating, faintness, discomfort, rapid pulse, nausea, sleeplessness, nondescript fears, more, at mere thought of guns. Presence of working firearms may cause panic attack. Hoplophobe, hoplophobic.


Hoplophobes are common and should never be involved in setting gun policies. Point out hoplophobic behavior when noticed, it is dangerous, sufferers deserve pity, and should seek treatment. When confronted about their condition, hoplophobes typically go into denial, a common characteristic of the affliction. Sometimes helped by training, or by coaching at a range, a process known to psychiatry as ''desensitization,'' a useful methodology in treating many phobias.



Hoplophobic behavior is often obvious from self-evident irrational responses to real-life situations, and is frequently seen in the news media and public debate. When a criminal commits a crime using a gun, hoplophobes often seek to disarm, or make lists of, innocent people who didn't do anything, an irrational suggestion.

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Excellence in originality award goes to you today!
Is that why

you used to refer to yourself as Hopalong?

I never would have guessed you were hoplophobic. Hoppy, isn't that your former handle? So does this mean we shouldn't listen to you any further in relation to gun related issues? I'm all for that.

Everybody, show of hands. Who doesn't want Nedl (f/k/a Hopalong, Hoppy) setting gun policies as he so eloquently quoted?

Not to worry, next to be nuetered, Nedl is pretty much desensitized.
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