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  • lionjack
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For those of you who may not care for various neighbors on this board, just place his name in the blanks and proceed.

Great Uncle _______________________
(choice of poster?’s name)

His Family was very proud of their family traditions. Their Ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose ?– how to handle that great-uncle ________________________, who was executed in the electric chair. The author said he could handle the story tactfully.

The book appeared: It said?….Great Uncle__________________ occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock.?”

PS: Sorry I did not give you a choice of a feminine poster. They seem to behave better.

Now do you feel better?

I am not sure how this is going to turn out. I thought it kind of funny but not sure now. Anyway, it is a small attempt on my part to poke fun or whatever.
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  • kenn
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Nothing ventured

nothing gained.
There are skeletons in a lot of our closets that we can do nothing about.
You can lie and try to cover them up, but they are still there.
If you want to know about mine just ask?
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  • lionjack
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Good Morning Kenn

Well, I did not really mean it to be a family thing. One was supposed to put the name of one of the posters on the blank line. Just kind of spoof os someone who did not live up to his family's ideals. After posting, I realized that neither of my posts for yesterday were any good and wished I had not posted them. Good intentions I believe but the rationale I used to post was not good.
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