this evening, and decided to copy and paste the funniest thing I've ever read on here, for the benefit of our newer posters who haven't enjoyed PMF's wit yet, and for those who have been here awhile, who might be in need of a good laugh.
Since we're next to the river
May 11, 2007
with the new river front landing we could do like a rip-off of the old Love Boat tv show. Call it the Love Barge.
My recommendation for characters are: Nigel as the Captain, Chosen as Squirrel, I mean, Gopher, df as the bartender, the cruise director is a toss up but has got to be a woman. Unless bigbrother dressing up in drag and being called BUTCH would be acceptable to everyone. I vote yea!
Of course we have a score of special guests such as nedl, Herman, stonervote, Joe, JOS, RP, hector, buster, freedomsvoice, pica, kenn, janitor, tommilder, 2cents, fyi2, staunch liberal, eyegor, and many, many more.
The first episode could open with Nigel and Butch greeting all the passengers like a couple of NYC bouncer's outside a nightclub. ''Let her pass'', ''no way is Joe getting on here'', ''you RP..back to the end of the gangway''. Butch redacts the names of those refused boarding on his clipboard when Chosen appears next to Nigel and says ''Captain, I'm leaving and I won't be coming back''. Nigel, in his most authoritative voice as Captain takes Chosen aside and reprimands him for lying, kicking him in the pants and telling him to go resume his duties. Chosen, rubbing his injured pride mumbles under his breath ''I'm going to sue that bastard someday''.
Meanwhile, df is happily making drinks at the cabana bar near the front port side of the barge. ''One for you and one for me'' as he pours a shot of pure grain rot gut for nedl. Nearby at a local table, Pica has engaged Staunch Liberal, JOS and Buster in a rather heated argument about how ''liberals can't lead and can't make decisions''. df, fearing someone may spill their drinks, summons Butch who promptly introduces Staunch Liberal, Buster and JOS to the fishes by tossing their whiny sorry asses over the side.
As the Love Barge departs port and begins its cruise down the scenic Mississippi River, we see Herman making his disdain known for Staunch Liberal, Buster and JOS by unzipping his pants and urinating down on them as we hear the strain of Jack Jones in the background.........
Muscatine, exciting and new,
come aboard we're expecting you.
Friends, life's sweetest reward,
let 'em flow, they'll float back to you.
The Love Barge,
is making another run,
The Love Barge,
Promises something for everyone,
Set a course for adventure,
Set your mind on picking a fight,
Don't be afraid, we've got all night.
Welcome aboard it's Loooooooove!
-By PMF (pullmyfinger)
Since we're next to the river
May 11, 2007
with the new river front landing we could do like a rip-off of the old Love Boat tv show. Call it the Love Barge.
My recommendation for characters are: Nigel as the Captain, Chosen as Squirrel, I mean, Gopher, df as the bartender, the cruise director is a toss up but has got to be a woman. Unless bigbrother dressing up in drag and being called BUTCH would be acceptable to everyone. I vote yea!
Of course we have a score of special guests such as nedl, Herman, stonervote, Joe, JOS, RP, hector, buster, freedomsvoice, pica, kenn, janitor, tommilder, 2cents, fyi2, staunch liberal, eyegor, and many, many more.
The first episode could open with Nigel and Butch greeting all the passengers like a couple of NYC bouncer's outside a nightclub. ''Let her pass'', ''no way is Joe getting on here'', ''you RP..back to the end of the gangway''. Butch redacts the names of those refused boarding on his clipboard when Chosen appears next to Nigel and says ''Captain, I'm leaving and I won't be coming back''. Nigel, in his most authoritative voice as Captain takes Chosen aside and reprimands him for lying, kicking him in the pants and telling him to go resume his duties. Chosen, rubbing his injured pride mumbles under his breath ''I'm going to sue that bastard someday''.
Meanwhile, df is happily making drinks at the cabana bar near the front port side of the barge. ''One for you and one for me'' as he pours a shot of pure grain rot gut for nedl. Nearby at a local table, Pica has engaged Staunch Liberal, JOS and Buster in a rather heated argument about how ''liberals can't lead and can't make decisions''. df, fearing someone may spill their drinks, summons Butch who promptly introduces Staunch Liberal, Buster and JOS to the fishes by tossing their whiny sorry asses over the side.
As the Love Barge departs port and begins its cruise down the scenic Mississippi River, we see Herman making his disdain known for Staunch Liberal, Buster and JOS by unzipping his pants and urinating down on them as we hear the strain of Jack Jones in the background.........
Muscatine, exciting and new,
come aboard we're expecting you.
Friends, life's sweetest reward,
let 'em flow, they'll float back to you.
The Love Barge,
is making another run,
The Love Barge,
Promises something for everyone,
Set a course for adventure,
Set your mind on picking a fight,
Don't be afraid, we've got all night.
Welcome aboard it's Loooooooove!
-By PMF (pullmyfinger)
