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For the first time in their lives, an Amish boy and his father were in a big-city mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything
like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order . Finally the wall s open ed up again and a large-breasted gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, 'Go get your mother.
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