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Walmart letter-not mine

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  • nedl
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I realize that everyone is entitled to his opinion, and I respect this. I also hope that you will all respect mine as you read this letter. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about infantile control freaks. Walmart frequently avers its support of democracy and its love of freedom. But one need only look at what Walmart is doing -- as opposed to what it is saying -- to understand its true aims. As I often like to put it, every so often, you'll see Walmart lament, flog itself, cry mea culpa for seeking to create new (and reinforce existing) prejudices and misconceptions, and vow never again to be so longiloquent. Sadly, it always reverts to its old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that it is planning to invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind. This does not bode well for the future, because hostile heretics simply pass through this world sowing the seeds of evil. It may mean well but we must convince the government to clamp down hard on its apothegms. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to confront and reject all manifestations of feudalism. Now that I've said what I had to say, I should remark that this letter may not endear me to some people. Indeed, it may even cost me a friend or two. However, friends do not let friends get trampled by profligate vagrants like Walmart. The truth is the truth and we pay a steep price whenever we ignore it.

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Secret info-

www.pakin.org/complaint-info/new-improve...

Cut & paste for entrance to a funny complaint generator. Just fill in names or info. Lots of letters to choose from.
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Nedl?

Maybe it's too early in the morning, but, your post baffles me. Besides the normal slam on Wal-Mart, the post just rambles, and, I guess that I must be too ignorant to understand what you're trying to get to? And no, I did NOT cut and paste! Your inference was that the cut and past spot was just so much bs anyway, why waste my time. Have a good remainder of the weekend, while I get ready to go to work in TLE. Have a good one. Tom.
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Tom

The letter came from a funny complaint generator. At the site are two entries. The top one is for persons. Type in a person's name and what ever else it asks for and hit the complaint button and a funny complaint letter comes up. There are many to choose from.
The second entry is for companies or organizations. Simply type in the name of a company and hit the complaint button. Many to choose from. I used walmart because of my uncontrollable mean streak.
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