I was doing a hunting license for a outta stater, all the way up from Rome, Georgia.
Anyway as I was making the license, as small talk, I asked what brings a person from Georgia to hunt in Iowa? He states (I swear) ''there's so many ducks in Iowa I come every year. Just how do ya'll get so many ducks here?''
I looked the man in eyes and said ''they fly in''?
ROTFLMAO
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