Muscatine

WHAT DOES THE WIFE SAY?

LMAO, Jeff! I'm guessing your wife says, ''OH, honey, let me HELP YOU, here's your bowl, Bless your heart!''
SORRY... married almost 30 yrs. That is NOT how us vetran wives deal with ''the screamers!''.
How long did you say you had been married? Does she still feel your forehead & give sympathy? Appreciate it while it lasts.
You know what to do to stay healthy and I'm sure your wife has shared that very fact with you. Trust me, choose to ignore her, she WILL MAKE YOU PAY!
Maybe not yet, but these very words will come out of her mouth soon, ''If you would have listened to me in the FIRST PLACE, and gotten that shot, you wouldn't NEED A bowl!''. GET IT YOURSELF, DINGBAT!

My wife is an angel

She has to be to put up with me. That woman has the patience of a saint. We have been together 8 yrs and married 7. We met online, first chatted Aug 1st, and was married exactly one year later on Aug 1st. Truth is though when I do get the flu, she mostly ignores me and lets me puke for...I mean fend for myself. Best thing to do with me. When I get like that just ignore me. I do love her though.

True love in your home!

You sound like a true romantic Jeff. I was just teasing before. My husband doesn't like to take care of his health, sometimes. I worry about him, but have to allow him to make his own choices. (It took an act of congress to get him to the DR. when he had a skin cancer)! The two of you sound like you would be good friends, we joke around about being an old married couple, but I always know he has my back.
To have a solid relationship, there has to be humor, love & respect. Jeff, You remember & appreciate the moments you met & fell in love. That's important. Your wife is lucky; it sounds like she feels that way too!
NOW GO & GET YOUR FLU SHOT, TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH, SO SHE HAS YOU AROUND FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS! :-)

She'd probably leave

me if she knew there was going to be another 50 years. LOL