Muscatine

Senators William Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii
sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells
to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis
Team after its tour of Communist China.

The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing
the ''Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill.''

for real?

Is this real? Can't find it online.

That's because...

Only a ding-a-ling would have to ask.

The real joke is....

someone actually tried to check it out. Way to go SV. AAAHhHahahahahaha.