Muscatine

A little boy goes to his father and asks
''Daddy, how was I born?''

The father answers: ''Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!''

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:





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You got Male!

Freaking



Funny................



Peace

another daddy question

Daddy, what kind of bird brings babies? Daddy, says, ''Storks''. Daddy, what kind of bird doesn't bring babies, ''Daddy, says ''Swallows''.

Haha-

Right on fyi2. Gimme head 'til I'm dead.