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Guns are better than women

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  • ruggy
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Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , ''Do these new grips make me look fat?''

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN




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I got a bang out of this one.

This was great. Especially #1. I laughed so hard. Good one, pal.
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  • tlou
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ruggy & half-cocked?

Laugh all you want guys, then read my post on 11/09. Hmmm...should the female of the family be in charge of an oil change in the family vehicle, or the manly man of the family?
''WHAT?'', you ask. Read my post! Game is on...(evil laugh!). This is gonna be fun!
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  • kenn
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Huh uh

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