There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands...
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
The president of Busch orders a Busch lite,
the president of Miller orders a Miller Lite,
Adolph Coors orders a Coors
and the list goes on...
Then the waitress asks the President of Budwieser what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, Mr. Budweiser orders a Coke!
''Why don't you order a Bud?'' his colleagues ask.
''Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.''
Peace