Muscatine

Pigs-

Think pigs. You listening Gee Dubya?

TV 6 news-

Interview

Mike M here to talk to a Mr. ruggy. Mr. ruggy, what-

Just ruggy a*****e. Ned said he had trouble with you. Don't make me load my airsoft guns.

Ok ruggy. What-

Why didn't they send Paula?
Uh, she's busy on another assignment.

Ruggy, in light of the recent hog developments, what are you doing? In other words-

I know what your gonna say. My men are busy now rounding up all the hogs we can find in several states. We have a large holding area. We-

Ruggy, we have heard reports your men are rustling hogs. How do you respond to that?

Gimme the names of whoever said that. I'll by gum make 'em say it was a lie.

What are your plans for spending this windfall when the money come rolling in?

Git away from me jerk.

Mike M signing off.

That was an interview from earlier today, of ruggy at his new hog ranch, the ''Pig ina poke''.

PIgs is Pigs

A couple of pig jokes:

A Hindu, muslim and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.

They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the Hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the Hindu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow.

Annoyed, the muslim volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The muslim explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the offensive animal.

Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig!

NEXT!

In the old days, a pig goes into the Western Union office. It goes up to the counter, picks
up a slip, runs over to the table, grabs a pen in its mouth and starts
writing.
After a couple of minutes, it picks up the slip and takes it back to
the clerk at the counter.
The clerk picks it up, reads it, ''Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink,
oink, stop.''
He looks at the pig, and says, ''You know, you get 10 words for $3.50.
You could add three more words to this.''
The pig looks at the clerk and says, ''Well, I could, but it wouldn't
make much SENSE THEN, would it!''

By the way, I like the idea of PMD's (Pigs of Mass Destruction)!

From ABC News & the Koran

per ABC News:
Headline: ''Al Qaeda Fractured, Ineffective''
Sub Head: ''U.S. Intelligence Finds Bin Laden?’s Network Splintered, Ineffective''

Per Koran:
Praise Allah that the enemy of mankind is losing heavily. It shows that Al Qaida is of the devil. For the Koran says ''Victory comes only from Allah, the mighty and wise'' [Ali-Imran 3:126.] ''Lo, they who are of the devil's party will be the losers....They who are of Allah's party will be the successful ones! [Al-Mujadala 58:19,22.] For ''Allah does not guide the evil-doers'' [At-Tauba 9:80].