So here are some things to do while recovering from back surgery.
When the nurse comes into check your dressing, tell her you were suppose to have a vasectomy.
Put the hospital food right in the bedpan thereby cutting out the middle man.
Put the cherry jello around your bandages and tell the doctor you think your oozing.
When the nurse gives you a sponge bath tell her you want a ?“happy ending.?”
Tell the nurse to put Viagra in your drip rather than painkillers. You?’ll have a little more pain but you won?’t care.
Wear your hospital gown backwards. (Especially after the Viagra drip.)
Put the chocolate pudding on your butt cheeks and sheet and tell the nurse you missed the bedpan.
Ask the nurse if you can have a few locks of her hair to weave a wig to replace what they shaved off around your happy place.
Good luck Jr we're thinkin' of ya.
When the nurse comes into check your dressing, tell her you were suppose to have a vasectomy.
Put the hospital food right in the bedpan thereby cutting out the middle man.
Put the cherry jello around your bandages and tell the doctor you think your oozing.
When the nurse gives you a sponge bath tell her you want a ?“happy ending.?”
Tell the nurse to put Viagra in your drip rather than painkillers. You?’ll have a little more pain but you won?’t care.
Wear your hospital gown backwards. (Especially after the Viagra drip.)
Put the chocolate pudding on your butt cheeks and sheet and tell the nurse you missed the bedpan.
Ask the nurse if you can have a few locks of her hair to weave a wig to replace what they shaved off around your happy place.
Good luck Jr we're thinkin' of ya.
