Muscatine

Question of the week.
Is it a sin to fart in church?

I would say-

Yes. Not a serious sin, just a no-no. You see, a church is God's house. You don't visit someone's house and fart, unless it's in the bathroom.
The smell doesn't offend God. If it did, there wouldn't be liberals. But, God created liberals, didn't He? NO! Everyone was created conservative. As people grew, satan was able to re-wire some people, turning them into confused lumps of fat and hair. In other words, satan ''created'' liberals.
So, for a liberal to fart in church is a MORTAL SIN.
Hey, if your a catholic, fart in the confessional. More fun.

No, it's fine to fart in church

Why do you think they call them pews.

jeff

good one!lol