Muscatine

I don't agree...

...with these dang sex change operations for male bartenders.
A lot of them end up wanting to change the TV to the women's channel during football games. Opra and crap like that. Can't they get good jobs as hair stylists and stay out from behind the bar?

I used one of those

infomercial kits once. Do-it-yourself labotomy. Ruggy hasn't been the same since. Sorry Ruggy, I tried to hold in that sneeze.