Muscatine

DEAR MADAM:


THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS WEBSITE.

YOU'VE REQUESTED THE ''LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.''

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM ... THAT'S OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

Ruggy aka Nedl

this will gain him some business for sure you DUMB FUK.

Business Logic

I am trying to talk Tina into our next retail venture. Logically, it makes sense to me for her and I to open a marital aids and sex shop. My logic being that the more people that have sex, the greater chances are for pregnancies. The more pregnacies, the more births, the more births, the more babies, the more babies, the more business for us. I can't seem to get her to follow my logic on this one though. Wonder why?