Hey everyone, I got to meet Ruggy?’s little grandson the other day. His name is Ruggy-rat. We were talking and I asked him if he knew any Christmas carols to sing. And he shared this one with me. (He sung it to the tune of ?“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.?”)
I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They both were na-aked,
But I think she fa-aked it.
Cause she was reading a book
While his belly shook.
Oh I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus,
Wasn?’t that a new experience for me!
I never would have known,
How big that thing had grown,
I thought I only used it to pee.
Oh, I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus
Then he took and whispered in her ear,
?“I want to thank you much my dear,
Please pass me another beer.
You know you make love better than my reindeer.?”
Cute kid Ruggy.
I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They both were na-aked,
But I think she fa-aked it.
Cause she was reading a book
While his belly shook.
Oh I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus,
Wasn?’t that a new experience for me!
I never would have known,
How big that thing had grown,
I thought I only used it to pee.
Oh, I saw mommy screwing Santa Claus
Then he took and whispered in her ear,
?“I want to thank you much my dear,
Please pass me another beer.
You know you make love better than my reindeer.?”
Cute kid Ruggy.