Muscatine

going through MENOPAUSE?

Question: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!!

And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&?%!* light bulbs despite the
fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

............. I'm sorry. What was the question?

Now despite



your user name. This is the person we know.

Peace

Menopause...DONE THAT!

Ruggy, you ARE SO GOSH DARN LUCKY THAT I AM ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING @ THIS POST THAT I AM NOT IN YOUR HOME STRANGLING THE LIFE OUT OF YOU!
TOO GOSH DARN FUNNY & TOO GOSH DARN TRUE!
AS I GO THROUGH hot-flashes, night sweats, etc., I WONDER why the HECK GOD didn't help the rest of the world understand that living through the ''curse'' of PMS, the ''blessing of childbirth, raising our children'' AND the ''curse of menopause'', GIVES US ALL A MEASURE OF WISDOM to the rest of the world? There should be a HILL, A MOUNTAIN that people have to climb to HEAR our wise words! :-)!
IMVHO, (DISAGREE!? BITE ME!))!
That very wisdom gives us the right to proclaim to the rest of the world, SOMETHING!... Sorry, I lost my train of thought, ummm...what was I saying?
OH yeah, Women are wise, you should listen! Hill/Mountain would be a good idea...Oh YEAH, (that could work)! ROTFL!