Muscatine

Monday

It was lanced & drained,I am doing a lot better now.
This is the first one I ever had and really do not want any more.

Roach & Musser story

Here's an old story about a Swede that was working at Roach & Musser (or maybe Huttig's) in the old days.
He had cut off one of his fingers in one of the saws. In the nurse's office the forman asked him how he did it.
The Swede took the forman to the saw and explained that:
''I yuus put de board in here...Den I poosh it like dat....and.....Yummpin' Yimminy...Dere she goes again!

a dog story

a man walks up to another man - a dog is also sitting there. the first man asks, ''does your dog bite?'' the second man answers, ''no.'' so the first man reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog bites two of his fingers right off. the man screams, ''i thought you said your dog didn't bite!'' the second man said, ''that's not my dog''.